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Lost confused and looking for Inspiration - Stage 2

Sunday, January 09, 2005 at 2:18 am

Mens English

Loved this - Life is clarified in a greater depth.

1. I am hungry = I am hungry!

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy!

3. I am tired = I am tired!

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now!

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay!

Bloo said...

That's so unfair, but probably true.

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Shannon said...

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Shannon said...

Bloo - "It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."

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