Well following on from my tinsel buzz yesterday I'm having to reassess the feeling because at about 2.31pm GMT I got hit, not by the Christmas fairy or the jolly man in the red suit, but by the booger monster and his chum throatalitis.
I adjourned to bed at 7.30 last night with a truck load of cold treatments (Hx sorry I didnt call back). Why do females get colds and men FLU? I pulled on my Winnie pooh pj's, covered my chest with tiger balm, drank the third (or was it fourth) brandy lemsip and attempted to beat the bastard cold with drugs.
At 1.30am I woke having had a special delivery of snot from ye old snot monster and proceeded to sweat and cough over my dearly beloved. Hmmm I wonder why he no longer wants to snuggle....
I adjourned to bed at 7.30 last night with a truck load of cold treatments (Hx sorry I didnt call back). Why do females get colds and men FLU? I pulled on my Winnie pooh pj's, covered my chest with tiger balm, drank the third (or was it fourth) brandy lemsip and attempted to beat the bastard cold with drugs.
At 1.30am I woke having had a special delivery of snot from ye old snot monster and proceeded to sweat and cough over my dearly beloved. Hmmm I wonder why he no longer wants to snuggle....
From 2am I pondered the joys of blogging - composed some wonderfully funny and enlightening stuff but as I never actually left my bed Im unable to share these "worms of wisdom". At 5am I fought with the duvet and finally dragged my butt downstairs to get some co-codamol for the headache that had been developing nicely since about 3am.
Succumbing to the duvet dance I again applied tiger balm to my chest, neck and nose and snuggled once more into K's back. Peace reigned for a whole 15 mins until I woke him up with my coughing.
Its now 9am and I'm sat in my little puter suite, still unable to breath through my nose so making that gorgeous slurping sound that makes all cold suffers attractive and endearing. My eyes bring to mind the words "snow ... piss and wholes" and my hair - lets not go there.
So my big question is "Was my tinsel buzz yesterday really a tinsel buzz or was it the forewarning of a cold attack".
That said... Have to say thanks to Hx and Porl for adding comments to my site..I feel as if I have finally arrived in blogland. Porl I agree - Christmas is PANTS!
