Lost confused and looking for Inspiration - Stage 2

Yes, he's a man, but he's my bro and he's back from the Gulf. Only for a week or two then he goes back out to annoy Americans, teach Iraqis how to swear and run the bar - or at least that's what he tells us he is doing!

Mum nearly had a heart attack when he walked through the door, dad had been keeping it a secret.

On meeting his nephew he asked "what else does he do?" but he has been know to answer the question "Do you like babies" with "Yes, fried they are lovely, not too sure I agree with liquidising them though!" I know he doesn't mean it though cause when he thought no one was looking he took Dylans little hands in his and smiled!!!