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Lost confused and looking for Inspiration - Stage 2

Sunday, April 24, 2005 at 10:10 am

Divide and conquer

Well thanks to Bravisimo I was able to spend £160 odd pounds on three bra's with matching briefs and, sorry Milky NZ, an electric blue swimming costume.

Being of a larger frame (what a horrid saying that is) I decided to double check and get a proper fitting and much to my annoyance I've got up a cup size - so now I'm officially really big! When I told Hx the size I've moved up she almost collapsed on the floor laughing - thanks for the support babe!

Anyway, my bras are very pretty, if huge, and do the job in the "divide and conquer" field. The swim suite made me realise how white and pasty I was so I went out and purchased some fake - tanning lotion - it promised me a "subtle, STREAK FREE tan" I followed the instructions to a T and two hour's later the tan started to develop. Ha - Not only do I have jiggling jugs but I'm now a lovely streaky mud colour.

I am a goddess!

Blogger Shannon said...

Milky's Mum - your cruel.... Nah, obviously wasnt thinking and was fooled by the pretty packaging and false promises.  

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Blogger Wild Mood Swings said...

lol  

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Blogger Hx said...

oi JJ, I was supportive but not as supportive as the new bra's and anywayz you're not a larger frame, you've got an ickle bod and huge boobies, that's all !  

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Blogger Shannon said...

And now Hx I know why you are my bestest mate :0x  

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